How does an ABCD (American Born Confused Desi -Indian) explain to his younger brother the topic – When and how did Diwali begin? This is how he goes about it…(preferably read it with an American accent)
So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
But, like, his step mom, or somethin’, was kind of a bitch, and she forced
her husband to, like, you know, send this cool dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or reserve or somethin’.Since he was going, for like, somethin’ like more than 10 years or so,
he decided to take his wife and his bro along. You know… so that they
could all chill out together. But dude, the forest was reeeeeeal scary shit,
really man, they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this
dude, Ram, kicked their ass with darts, bows and arrows, so it was fine. But then some bad gansta’ boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, were our man, and his bro Lakshman, pissed! And you don’t piss this son-of-a-gunz ‘coz, he just kicks ass and like, all the gods were with him. So anyways, you don’t mess with gods.So, Ram and his bro get an army of monkeys. Dude, don’t ask me how they trained the damn monkeys, just go along with me, OK. So, Ram, Lakhs, and their monkeys whip this gansta’s ass in his own hood. Anyways, by now, their time’s up in the forest and anyways, it gets kinda boring. You know no TVs or malls or shit like that. So, they decided to hitch back home.
His bro and the wife are back home. People thought, well, you know,
atleast they deserve somethin’ nice and they didn’t have any bars and clubs in those days. So they couldn’t take them out for a drink, so the people decided to smoke or shit. And they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps too.
So it was pretty cooool… you know with all those fireworks really,
they had some local band play along with the fireworks, and you know what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding, that was the very first
musical-synchronized fireworks. You know, like the 4th of the July
stuff, but just more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started. Cool!!!Diwali Rocks Maaaan!
the story is too gud n in particular the accent used is very funny..
Good one Bhuvans!
too good
Excellent!
Hey!
really really funny. I am told I am an ABCD… actually not, but couldnt have imitated by fellow breeds as good. This was hilarious! Nice job!
haha nice one…
avamanaaga irukirathu…………………..
EXCELLENT
This is a good reflection on how some of the ABCDs would actually speak. Nice!
hahaha…my parents, family and friends called me an ABCD all the time but i never knew what it was until like now.
but yo, that story was awesome…knocked some sense in my shizzle…I would have never guessed that how it all started.
crap story..don’t post again such stories. it might turn to
wrong impression on our tradition.
There is something wrong with people who think it’s funny and charming to degrade other people because they were raised differently. Your story is an exaggeration, of course…I’m neither Indian nor Indian American, rather just an American. 😉 But my children are Indian American, and I just learned of this ABCD term. How dare you make others feel different and inferior simply because they weren’t given the exact upbringing you were.
Grow up.
Ms. Sundarmurthy, what prompted you to write this story? It is a direct attack on NRI kids. Do you have any idea about what are they taught here by their parents. We thrive to teach our kids good values and Indian culture and traditions. Have you ever lived out west, if you did then you would not have written this story where you have made fun not only of our culture but of those parents who have worked very hard to stay Indian in a non Indian society and let me tell you something, there is much more use of foul language by their counterparts living out side of US. You owe us an apology for insulting our teaching in a very harsh manner.
I completely agree. I am an American born Indian, and when I travel to India, many people, including my own relatives, think it is okay to call me ABCD and other such terms. I do NOT appreciate that!
Absolutely agree with you! Unfortunately, life is just like blind people perceiving the elephant in their own ways… referring to a folk tale from childhood.
Hey Elana, take it easy…
Bunny, you are funny, hunny 🙂
This is one of the ugly story i have ever heard… U fucking bhuvans… What the hell wrong with u guys who enjoy making mockery of RAMAYAN.. Can u people write same kind of stories regarding any other religion.. U guys just fuck!!! Dare to do this again.. Idiots
hi good man….can u explain Mahabharata that way………….
I’m an NRI and I think this is totally awesome and cool.for those who take this as an offence u must realize that this is not a true story in fact all kids even in India of my generation speak like this so people chill man …. It cool to see our parent’s interpretation of us 😉
This is very interesting and nice to read, I like the interesting article … good luck salam sukses
This is very interesting and nice to read, I like the interesting article … good luck salam sukses..Mampir Ya Gan
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Bhuvana pls u are hurting religious sentiments we worship Lord ram and mata Sita. Speak about NRI kids what are u doing by circulating this. It is not as simple to live in the forest to keep up a promise. I am not intolerant but why do u have to insult our epics and the value system they contain. By making such kinds of distortion the true meaning is lost and true devotion is mocked.
God bless u
Jai Shri ram